Isn't This Incredible?

After the +8 Celsius rains yesterday the temperatures have dropped dramatically to -12. Everything is frozen in time. In the above photo I found it amazing that there is even an orange pine needle frozen sideways in that seaweed. Let's have a closer look...

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Nature is Always Beautiful

And no matter where I have lived, and all of the #walkwithme's I have seen from all of you, there's one thing I can say: The Earth is Beautiful Everywhere! There is beauty to be found in all places. So I must really love nature according to Van Gogh anyways.

“If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere.” ― Vincent van Gogh

So like I said before, it was pouring rain and melting yesterday, and we have these huge puddles all over the yard. The puddles have frozen, claiming their prizes!

A hanging basket planter, almost completely swallowed.

This water gun is trapped too. And are you wondering why the hell I have summer stuff all frozen inside puddles in my backyard? It's because I am an expert in the art of procrastination, I have a diploma in a pile of papers somewhere to prove it. I'm going to frame it soon :)

And The Big Question I Know Is On All of Your Minds...

How the hell are those #ChickenBitches doing?

They're doing just lovely today! Not even bothered too badly by the cold weather, they're like my Gramma, who always says: "It doesn't matter how cold or windy it is out, if the sun is shining, it's a good day".

Poor little dilapidated Buddy. She's always left out of everything. Everyone's in the chicken run enjoying the treats I just gave them, but Buddy is on the outside looking in. Even Smokie and Hercules, the other outcasts, won't associate with her.

Buddy? Ew...I heard that what she has might be contagious! -Hercules

Whoa, what's this...Smokie's on the Inside?

When Mr. Pendock is away, I shall play. Here ladies, have some more of these treats.-Big Smokie

I haz all the bitches and I feed them all the treats...

Enter Pendock!

Mr. Pendock finally shows up in the chicken run to feed his ladies, and Smokie runs out of there as fast as he can. He knows what will happen if he doesn't get out. It involves losing a lot of tail feathers.

I believe someone outside of the chicken run is calling my name. I better go see what they need.

See you later Smokie, you bitch. -Mr. Pendock

And now the pecking order is back to normal. Smokie is on the outside in his rightful place with Hercules and Buddy. Any final words Smokie?

Does this make me one of the #ChickenBitches?

Yes, unfortunately it does. But at least you're not a...

I Took A Video Today Too

For all of you who are actually amused by my chicken shenanigans, here is how I talk to my cock. It's Big Smokie, and he found a way to feed some girls on the outside! There's newly reached levels of idiocy displayed by me in this video.

Ok, That Was Pretty Lit, I Know, I Know...

So, before I make an even bigger fool of myself, how bout we go down to the ocean and then end this pure fuckery I call a blog post.

It's Low Tide

And just one last chicken pic, because I couldn't resist...isn't Batman so adorable? And look how fluffy her butt is, sooooooo cute! D'awwww...hahaha only a chicken enthusiast would understand, the love of chicken fluffy butts.

Thank you for coming on another #WalkWithMe, I hope you enjoyed today's shots! I'd like to go on a walk where you live too, so if you get out there for one, take a few pics, and post about your walk using the tag "walkwithme". I'll check the tag regularly to upvote and give encouragement. Let's earn Steem by getting fresh air and fitness together!