Ive been reading on a lot of warhammer 40k recently and found out a hard truth today.
After several hours of careful thinking I have concluded simply that I would rather catch Nurgle's Rot than go back to work next monday.
I mean.. Just look at these stats.. The choice is obvious for me:
Nurgle's Rot:
- Live eternally
- Get to use dope chemical weapons
- You never work a day in your life if you enjoy what you do.. Which is killing people with deadly viruses and plagues
- You can dance whenever you like
- You smell pretty bad
- Probably will never have a hot gf :(
Monday at work:
- Get paid and thats it
- Have to deal with idiots all the time
- Stress because everyone is yelling
- Cant dance at work
So, what do you guys think? I might start a cult during the weekend and see if I can contact my nearest clinic for a shot of Nurgle rot.. Peace!
-Charlie