Warren Buffet staggers on stage
Wheelbarrowing his own greasy waterbed belly
Wheezing breathing is all you can hear
As his patchy whiskered creamy bun-cheeks and an avalanche of gulpy neck fat quiver
A thousand silhouettes sit and stare
Whispering Plz Plz
Thinking, Hlp Plz
Then Bone-chilling silence
For what seems like eternity
He clears his throat
Huh-huh-hum
HOW
TO
BE
RICH?
Ahem...ahuhuhem
Just close the doors baby...
Be fearful,
When others are greedy
Be greedy,
When others are fearful
A blocky chant starts to the baseline of clacking keyboards taking notes
Greedy
Fearful
Greedy
Fearful
Greedy Fearful Greedy Fearful Greedy Fearful Greedy Fearful
Greedy Fearful Greedy Fearful Greedy Fearful Greedy Fearful
Greedy Fearful Greedy Fearful Greedy Fearful Greedy Fearful
Greedy Fearful Greedy Fearful Greedy Fearful Greedy Fearful
AMEN