Yes this story starts a few years ago, he was one with a dream, he wanted to become a kahuna, but he had no idea what that was. And you maybe cant remember but back then there was no internet let alone wikipedia, but he was a lucky chap, there was an Encyclopedia at his library.
With beautiful pictures and stories about everything you needed to know, if it wasn't in these books, it wasn't true. But his dream, to become a big kahuna, you ask me. No he didn't want to be the one with the big coconuts.
No he wanted to help the peeps, the minnority, he wanted to be the wizard that helps everyone.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kahuna
He wanted to share his wisdom and now he is the one with the big coconuts.
But we call them FuzzyNuts, lets SteemFuzz this place, with all these nuts
Who will tell part 2 of the big kahuna?