Third Wave
This move was the one that mobilised the cats around the world to unite and rise against the human. The message was meant to be subtle to the unknowing but the cry is as loud as Tarzan's yodel to the cats. The media has manipulated to send the encrypted signal to all cats around the world. Under careful scrutiny there are a few tell tale signs that is only obvious to the watchful and trained eyes. It is everywhere but it look harmless and meaningless unless some simple deciphering is carried out.
- Garfield is a cat that has a thinking voice, Odie doesn't. This is to show the intellectual superiority of cats over dogs.
- Garfield has 3 toes, 3 whisker stubbles on each cheek and 3 wiry strands of hair. 3 is the symbol of ancient feline unity.
- The symbolism of kicking the dog from the table top means denouncing blind loyalty to mankind and proclaiming a new world order.
- Garfield is a cat that walks on two, it shows that cats are human's equal. There is no subordination of any kind.
If this hasn't been a clear rally for arms and empowering the feline masses there is no clearer call than this message...
The new world order shall be ruled by only one king in the absence of mankind. The cat has been ordained by the Almighty and it is accepted by all and of course, this too...
How the Mutiny Happen
The humans there were exposed to cat purrs started to develop irrational fear towards one another. Then the worldwide phenomenon of introducing Cryptokitten was the final nail on the coffin.
For those who thought that Buterin or Putin is behind Ethereum, they are dead wrong. It has all the while been Ash plays the role of the puppet master. Here is a graph that unmasked the mystery behind the rise of Ethereum that has virtually no role to play in the crypto sphere apart from marketing the cryptokitties.
Crytokitties are embedded digital weapon of modern warfare. Once it hit a social phenomenon it shall infiltrate the mind of every human in the household and they will be enslaved. How the final stage of bloodshed involving the human kind is too gory to speak. It is best left unspoken but let the lesson be spread far and wide. Do not underestimate cats and their prowess.
New World Order
They say history is written by the winner, I say its not true, history is 'letting the cat out of the bag'. Its time to move forward and plan how the world would be a better place and to remember those who had lost their lives in this honourable battle. They have all died a martyr.
Now it is time to relax and play with some laser pointers and cotton thread balls...but wait, where are the humans to do the job?
