Its 4am and you have a plane flight in 2 hours to Columbia to make the deal for 12kilos of pure uncut coke straight from the source. Now you might be wondering how are you going to cary 18 grand onto a plane to buy the 12 kilos at 1500 a kilo.
Why would you carry fiat paper when you can just wear some bling and look like a pimp?
We are talking one ring and a necklace with mene gold.
Yes, your ring and your necklace is the money and no one thinks twice as you drop it into the tray to run through xray scan for bombs and drugs.
You grab your tray and put your shoes on and walk like nothing is going on to your plane.
Pablo escobar is there to meet you as you both go on to having a drink and laughing about how easy it is to smuggle money around the world now days.
After a crazy night of hookers and blow you hand over your necklace and ring to pablo and shake his hand. give him a wink and say "when the fine china is all gone i will return dressed in new gold so we can celibrate again."
He smiles back and says "thank god for mene gold".
The end
Or is it?!?!?!?!?!?!!?