Uncle Mahty loves his coffee here at ClownCam and this is my version.
Stupid simple to make, it's equal parts instant coffee/sugar/water.
For mine though, I used:
6 tablespoons instant coffee
6 tablespoons sugar
6 tablespoons water
1 tablespoon cocoa powder
I then grab my 53 year old Westinghouse hand-mixer and beat the hell out of it for a minimum of five minutes. You can use a whisk but then you'll need to have that wrist and elbow looked at by your doctor.
After your doctor tapes up your arm, go ahead and grab the mixture from the fridge. Pour some milk and plop that caffeinated-chocolatey goodness on the milk. Don't be stingy! Pile it on.
Using your good arm, you can either stir it in or used an up/down motion like churning butter. Of course you can always leave it lay there like you do on Sunday, lazy bastards.
Enjoy!
Much love,
Uncle Mahty (no relation)
