"oh my goodness Laura, we are getting new reports Laura from our crews about some more trouble downtown about "those people", apparently there were 10,000 peaceful protesters, and that for some reason we can't say, they were gassed and sprayed by police, and later looting occurred of some corporate businesses. I mean this is just a travesty, we should all be honoring the death of George Boyd right now, but now we are watching this looting and stealing occurring. I mean it's one thing Laura if Jerome Powell and his friends loot and supplement their 'crews' with billions on trillions, because they are white and have earned it... but when you see these poor black people stealing discount clothing from stores, it breaks your heart.
I mean the killing of hundreds of innocent black men and women is one thing... but when you have negros taking off-the-rack merchandise from the stores of oligarchs, it's a totally different story... i mean, what's the message then? It's just shameful, and a shameful shamefulness on the heart of america to see these thugs with water bottles attack our militarized police and military industrial complex... I mean, where is the shame, where is the shame in these people Laura... they've suffered indignities and injustices and whippings for 400 years... don't they know they have dollar menus and dollar stores that this country has provided and good paying $8.75 an hour jobs without benefits, insurance, or dignity... I mean, don't they know these things Laura? ... Well we'll go now live to Chuck at Rich Fuck Plaza... Chuck, how are things in Rich Fuck Plaza, I hear that a few POC were chanting and praying and pleading and crying for their rights and respect as people... all I can say, is that I hope there is not one little, tiny, eenie-weenie scrape on Rich Fuck Plaza".
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