Spammers beware! There's a hero in here!
and his ire will sound your death knells!
Don't try to get over with quick money crap
or you'll have to face Steemian Dwells!
His methods are brutal! He doesn't use flags!
Those things never worked anyway.
He's found a new way to shut down your blog
and stop you from stealing our pay!
He'll post in your comments a .gif of himself
true steemians know what that means.
His sword and his axe will cut you up harsh
no more will your blog posts be seen!
Don't try to stop him. You can't, you will fail.
He has the support of the whales.
If you get a comment with his raging form
it's like going to digital jail!
If you came to this place just to make a quick buck
Then you're lost and you need to move on.
Be warned! This community doesn't want you
and Dwells can see right through your con!
This is an entry for Round 4 of
's Wild and Strange Contest Check it out and see if maybe you're inspired to join. It's great fun and who knows, you just may be strange enough to win! Steem On!