It's been a while sense I felt like writing any witness love poetry, but the bromance is alive and well between me and the brothers running Helpie, so I might as well let everyone know. 
The first thing we're thinking is what rhymes with Helpie,
so I'll tell you right now, there's nothing, oh wellpie.
I guess we'll just have to make this one up as we go;
Kind of like
We've probably all heard one of his vlogs by now,
and if not Pechi can sing such good much wow.
The question is why should you vote this witness?
Well there's no other Steem community like this.
If you haven't been there for the Inspiro invasion-
or seen what the wormholes have been blazin.
You might not understand this magical land,
the only purpose is to be here and lend a hand.
Promoting user engagement is part of it,
but we're also all into some weird shit.
It's a little place to promote good content-
and supports users with every vote spent.
Plus
he'll throw chicken nuggets down your throat.