We beautiful ladies are often faced with this dilemma and the men often fail to understand how a woman can have clothes spilling from her wardrobe and yet have nothing to wear 😀
*I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR
I have a party to attend tonight
Since I didn't go shopping, I am in a position tight.
And in hopelessness I despair
Gosh! I have nothing to wear!
I open my wardrobe and down tumbles the suit I picked a week back
I stuff it back into the overflowing rack
Oh, it's slightly loose and needs some tucks here and there.
Gosh! I have nothing to wear!
Yes, last month I had bought a daring red evening gown.
But if I wear that, the lady in red will be the talk of the town
Oh no, for such attention I do not care.
Gosh! I have nothing to wear!
How about the new black dress from the Christmas sale?
It sure will look good against my complexion pale.
But its sleeveless and I can't leave my unwaxed arms bare.
Gosh! I have nothing to wear!
My daughter points at the ethnic skirt still in the shopping bag.
It has to be beautiful with that exorbitant price tag.
But I have no top with which to pair.
Gosh!I have nothing to wear!
I better dress casually in a pair of jeans and t shirt.
But which jeans will I fit into, with my increasing girth?
Well, I am not in my prime, let's be honest and fair.
Gosh!I have nothing to wear!
My latest FabIndia kurta is out, for its not pressed.
And if I wear that new saree, I will look over dressed.
Now, I am really getting cold feet and a scare.
Gosh! I have nothing to wear!
Some dresses in the wardrobe are far too tight.
Saved for the day when my figure is again right.
Some are kept for sentimental reasons I can't share.
Gosh! I have nothing to wear!
Being a woman is so difficult, please appreciate
This is why, while getting ready,she makes you wait.
To a woman, getting dressed is a nightmare
For inspite of overflowing wardrobe out there
She will have nothing to wear.
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