Today, we are breaking the pattern and going for something fun as a way to catch up. Sooo...I searched the big world wide web for some funny definitions.
Let's start...
alcohol
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a bitter fluid used to help white people dance
the antidote to reality
askhole
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a person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them
fluent
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someone proficient in getting the flu
sleeping
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like dying, but without the commitment
study
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the act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby
sarcasm
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the brain's natural defense against the less intelligent
the ability to insult someone without them realizing it
manicure
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paying 30$ to get made fun of in another language
poor
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when you have too much month at the end of your money
eating
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when there is nothing else to do
single
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a man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen
bacon
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the main reason you are not a vegetarian
vegetarian
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Latin phrase, original meaning: "really bad hunter"
laziness
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risking to drop everything you carry rather than walking twice
cashew
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the sound of a nut sneezing
texting
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modern romance at it's finest
etc.
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I can't think if any other examples
feet
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a device used for finding legos in the dark
ignoranus
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someone who is both stupid and an asshole
tomorrow
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a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievements are stored
the best time to do everything you had planed today
shin
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a device used for finding furniture in the dark
cellphone
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device used for looking less alone while in public places by yourself
heaven
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a place full of everything you get sent to Hell for
synonym
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a word used in places of the one you can't spell
clapping
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repeatedly high-fiving yourself for someone else's accomplishments
coffee
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an attitude adjustment in a mug
There are many other funny definitions but I think these will suffice for this special edition. If you have more please write them down in a comment :)