When you make that call and the decision is made to do a call out to you.
A colorcode is given, depending on the emergency standard of the symptoms you have given, so;
do not UNDER-OVER sell your symptoms; as we might be going on a bum-run to you; were you should have contacted a healthcare department instead. If you under-sell, we might not rush it or helped someone else before you. Just tell us what & how it feels, we will try and sort the rest.
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Already made your call to fam/friend, we are not a taxi service, the meter aint running but someone elses meter might be up...
-We do not bring your dog with us, we are not a dogcare
-If you called us, we asume you know were your phone is.. No we will not call after it; if you lost it, you will go with out itMomas checkpoint;
-Please pee before we come, remember mom always telling you to pee before you leaft?
Yeahhh same reson here; no we dont do peestops.. suck it in & deal with it.
-Yes we come with scissor, yes we do cut with them.. How much your pants cost isent actually anything we care about.
-But we do also hiiighly recommend having your.. hmm better? knickers on AS, yes we will look down there to, we dont judge but you might feel better, if you hade em cute Spideman boxers on instead of Hello Kitty wash outs...
we cost the state +-10200 millions/year ;we run a 24h/D 365days /years gig
From your humble care giver
For #monomad photo hosted by and organized by
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| Category | Mono |
| Settings | ISO 100 45mm f/4,1 1/300 |
| Camera | Canon EOS 77D |
| Lens | Canon EF S18-55mm f/4-5.6G |
| Location | Sweden |
| Owner | All Rights reserved,original content by @swedishdragon |
