On a lazy Sunday afternoon, as I sat staring at the monitor,
I stumbled across the news of politics and world leaders,
So I thought to myself, "It's been a while since I rhymed,"
"With the threat of a nuclear war looming, now's not a bad time!"
"What should I write about?" That's what I thought,
"Let's do a rhyme of the world leaders, why the hell not!"
So here's my humble attempt after a long literary respite,
It's all written in the name of fun so please, no spite!
Japan is in much economic stress, swimming in liabilities,
Yet Shinzo still loudly exclaimed, "Have faith in my Abe-lities!"
In The Land of the Morning Calm, with Geun-hye's defeat,
The news headline goes, "Moon Landing Top Seat!"
With tensions in the naval territories hitting headlines,
President Jinping claims, "Butts off, these Xi's are mine!"
In Singapore where a feud over 38 Oxley Road is going on,
Then there were peace in the Lee family, now it's Loong gone!
Facing uncertainties over Brexit where the future is gray,
A Brit might challenge and say, "If there's a will, There's A May!"
Justin used to be a bouncer, bungee instructor and starred in a show,
While it all may seem very unlikely, it's all true though, about Trudeau,
In the "Democratic" People's Republic of Korea where the mood is grim,
Jong-un is going ballistic and to Trump he goes, "FUCK'im!"
Creating much frenzy with his Twitter, leading to his buildup,
You could say that all Donald's claims are TRUMP-ed up!
