At the regular UN meeting most unexpectedly, Bulgarians were officially recognized as the world's oldest nation. As it became clear, recognition comes when the United Nations three years ago instructed National Geographic to investigate which ancient nation is among the Earth's current planet. The recognition in question leads to many benefits, from which every Bulgarian will be able to benefit in the future, as long as he gets a certificate from the National Geographic agency that he is truly 100% Bulgarian. Every clean Bulgarian will be able to travel
free of charge around the world, eat and drink on the stomach and stay in which the hotel asks for as long as it pleases, entirely at the expense of other nations that are members of the UN. Because of the small number of Bulgarians at the moment, the Bulgarian nation is declared an endangered species and special care will be taken for its survival. Bulgarians are declared world heritage and universal wealth and are exempt from the need to work.
The UN Council introduces new awards to award only the most deserving people on Planet Earth, namely the First, Second, and Third Grade Bulgarians, each pure Bulgarian being automatically awarded First Degree for his special merits to the past, the present and the future of mankind. Since, apart from being the oldest nation, but their language is the most ancient, Bulgarian will be studied all over the world and will become the sole official language of the planet Earth, which will be mandatory for use in contact witheventual extraterrestrial civilizations. Moreover, according to some scientists, there are doubts that the Bulgarians are actually the first aliens on the planet, and they have clearly identified the primitive forms of a reasonable life at their arrival.
Scientists from the National Geographic Society have reached, after in-depth research, the surprising conclusion that the most ancient of all nations inhabiting the Earth are Bulgarians. The findings that these scientists have done during their research are terrifying. According to them, the Bulgarians have built six of the seven wonders of the world - an exception is made only by the Great Wall of China, but it was built for protection by the Bulgarians. All Egyptian pharaohs were Bulgarians, as well as Alexander of Macedon, Napoleon, Julius Caesar, Hannibal,
Aristotle, Socrates, Solomon and Jesus Christ, and now Dilma Rousseff. The Lord is also a Bulgarian. The Bulgarians not only had a country that borders three seas, but at the time they have civilized the world, they have traversed territories bordering on four oceans. All civilizations originate from the Bulgarians. Bulgarians are also the first Europeans in Europe. The Bulgarians create the most accurate calendar on the planet, which is currently being tested for all atomic watches in the world. The Bulgarians have created not only the alphabet but also the Arabic and Roman numerals.
After the recognition in question was brought to the attention of the Bulgarian governors by EU President Herman van Rompuy, Prime Minister Borisov continued to work on the cunning Bulgarian history. He found the subway, which would have been a little disturbed because he could not find the way to it, but thanks to the ancient Bulgarian spirit this small obstacle was overcome with disregard. Rompuy himself was impressed by the continuing Bulgarian achievements in the field of architecture and infrastructure. He admitted that the highways opened by the Bulgarians arethe eighth miracle of the world and named Prime Minister Borisov "ninth degree Bulgarian" Former Minister without Portfolio Bozhidar Dimitrov was glad to announce that from tomorrow the prices of the tickets for visiting all the Bulgarian historical landmarks will be raised to EUR 50 . At the same time, the President of Bulgaria, Mr. Rosen Plevneliev, in an exclusive interview with CNN, sensationally announced that in his former life he was a shepherd of Alpha Centaur, where he had kept centaurs.