My Dearest Pipa,
It's been so long since my friend brought me a description of your unrequitedness. How's it going?
How I long to requite you. If you take the time to write include your most intimate details. Nice hair.
Always Yours,
Paul I.V.
Dear Diary,
St. Andrew when will you bring me someone with eyes like Andrew!? All I get is letters from Paul. This Paul, that Paul. Is it wrong to pray for their death? The way I pray for mother's death. The way I almost pray for Kevin's. Never, never Kevin.
Pipa
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My name is Earl, is true for a lot of people. That show did more for Buddhism than the Dalai Lama and all his bullshit ever did.
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"I wrote, Barnhart No Tiene Corazon, July, 1952."
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