Here is my countdown of some bizarre ways people have died involving sex.
Number 5 - Sex Falls
Chelsea Tumbleston and Brent Tyler, both students at the University of South Carolina, were having some fun on the roof of a building. Not the ideal conditions for having sex as it was sloped and wet from the rain. The lovers tumbled fifty feet to their deaths. A taxi cab driver later found the pair naked in the street.
Number 4 - A Cock In The Coop
A 53 year old man in China was found naked and dead inside of a chicken coop. The chicken coop was just outside of his bedroom where a porno was still playing on his computer. The police concluded that the man got so excited by the porn, that he decided to masturbate with the chickens. They determined his heart rate elevated from the porn combined with the cold temperatures caused heart failure.
Number 3 - Horsing Around
In 2005, Kenneth Pinyan lived just outside of Seattle, Washington and worked as an engineer at Boeing. He regularly visited a farm where he had sex with horses. Male horses. On the receiving end. Personally, I'm wondering how he got the horses to cooperate. But that's another story.
The horse went too deep and perforated his colon. The man died from complications because he delayed getting immediate medical treatment. The death was ruled an accident but created considerable media attention. This led to changes in Washington state law regarding beastiality. It is now punishable up to 5 years and is classified as a felony. Having sex with animals is illegal in 33 out of the 50 states.
Number 2 - Shocking Sex
Authorities received a call from a man claiming his wife died in the shower while blow drying her hair. He later admitted that he and his wife, 29 year old Kirsten Taylor, indulged in some weird sexual behaviors. On the night in question, they put electric clamps on her nipples which were hooked up to a power strip. The husband administered the volts by flipping the switch off and on. He told police that they had been engaging in electric shock sex for two years. At trial, the jury felt he acted negligently and sentenced the husband to 20 years in prison.
Number 1 - Poison Poonanny
Early last year, a Brazilian woman attempted to kill her husband. She chose an unusual method to avoid detection. She filled her vagina with poison, then asked her husband to perform oral sex.
It must've seemed like a solid plan, however, evidently she didn't realize putting poison inside one's vagina is never a good idea. This story takes a twist when the husband heroically saves her life by taking her to the hospital.
So that rounds up my list. People have some weird preferences when it comes to sex. Just remember to stay safe or you might wind up on a list like this one.