Knock on door
GERRY:
Who's that?
TOM:
'Tis me, are ya coming for a pint?
GERRY:
No, I have to do a bit of work here in the house, herself is harping on at me to do it for ages now
TOM:
Sure come down for a pint, just the one mind, and I'll give you a hand after
GERRY:
Oh, I don't know, if she comes home and this isn't done she'll have my guts for garters!
TOM:
I swear, one pint and we're done
GERRY:
Right ya are so, first rounds on you
That night Tom and Gerry went on the lash, the work never got done and Gerry's guts are currently being used as garters!