An oily rain smears your view of New Cydonia. It's late, and that means an uneasy quiet has fallen over the 27th floor of Bistol-Hearthsbane tower. You wish you could leave. You wish just to pretend you were free under the rain and projectron sky. But Sam was already a few hundred productipoints ahead of you, and you couldn't risk being let go. No one survives that. With a weary sigh and a shameful puff of your e-cigarette, you turn to your blinking screen and close the televid feed. Looks likes Megabicep defeated the Azure Witch 2-0 in the enhanced league. Figures. You never win a supercombat league bet.
SSSRRRRREEEERRRRKK! CRASH!
What the hell was that?!
Welcome to "cyberfuck This!", An interactive story of rebellion, chaos, and super humans all set in the irreverent futuristic dystopia of New Cydonia. You are Dave Hollits. Dave isn't having a good day. Or life.
But that all changes when his regularly scheduled over time is interrupted by a rusty old hovervan, a hippie that claims to be able to talk to trees, a mohawked fem fatale, and Stan who just quit his day job over a biological enhancement copyright that he's unwilling and unable to part with. They're searching for something, and Dave can either help or get the hell out of the way.
A new update to the story will be posted every Tuesday and Wednesday, where readers are presented with a new piece of the story and prompted to vote for their favorite next step. It's a democratic choose your own adventure book for adults! The option that gets the most upvotes will determine the next part of the story - so you don't just get to read a fun series, but you get to dictate which direction it goes too.
Stay tuned, rebels. The first chapter of "Cyberfuck This!" Is coming exclusively to steemit, tomorrow at 7 PM CT!