WELL DONE! You took jokes so old they've literally become cliche's and wove a wonderful story around them that made them at once renewed! Nice. Great imagery, nice formatting, I was only disappointed you didn't choose to share a funny song. So many good ones. ah well, Critique, the first line of your story, should be the first part of your headline. It's a great line, but I'd keep the rest about the retirement manor to back it up. Then, the images, this is such a cohesive, short story, finding images that all reflect a similar aesthetic would be a nice touch, check the resources I shared today. All in all, another solid effort, well done!