Okay.... I was laughing my ass off through the entire post because it's all true! LOL And with NaNoWriMo coming up in about a week - the pressure of writing 50K words in 30 days is literally like vomiting out of every orifice just to win a badge. I still haven't finished editing last year's "win" because 1. it twisted into some seriously dark places that I wasn't expecting and 2. other voices started popping into my head. SQUIRREL!!!!!