A Day Without Sex
Without sex for a day I feel lonely and itchy. Maybe it's my mood and maybe that's why I'm bitchy. I don't really know. Either way, I don't like it. It's been two hours since I've been awake and I haven't had sex. This is starting out as the worst day ever!
Why did I accept that challenge from my friends? Is one hundred dollars truly worth the struggle? I mean, it's not all about the money. My mom could even tell you that. They say "follow your passion" even if it doesn't involve money, because that's the key to a happy fulfilled life. Sex is my passion.
I mean, with the touching and kissing, and the lip biting... don't forget about the light massaging, petting and neck biting... oh... how I love me some neck biting...
Where was I? Oh yeah! And the best part is the long stroking and squirting. It gets me turned on just thinking about it! Who doesn't love sex? If that's you, then you haven't done it right. Maybe I should give you some pointers sometime.
Ugh! It's been five hours now! I would have had sex seven times by now, or at the very least twice. I just can't concentrate! My friends told me I should do porn, but I can't bring myself to doing that. Two reasons: One - I will be having sex with people I have no connection with. Two - I can't have sex as often, because it takes time to set up the scenes, then we have to do multiple takes, etcetera. I would rather use that hour to have sex twice than mess around and barely enjoy having sex once. I just don't think I could sacrifice sex for money!
Same with prostitution. I am not that type of person. Not because it's "degrading," but because I can't have as much sex as I'd like with people I've made a real connection with. Funny thing is, most people that I tell I work as a marketing consultant for fortune 500 companies don't believe me at first. And no, before you do there, I don't ever have sex with my clients or colleagues - ever!
... wow! What time is it? I fell asleep? I'm waking up in a cold sweat; probably withdrawal symptoms from not having sex for... 16 hours?! But for some reason, I have newfound clarity in my life... I know how I can keep up the constants long stroking, neck biting, squirting experience in my life and get paid. I can be a sex and foreplay instructor!
Hear me out first, before you say "aren't there sex ed teachers anyway?" Yeah, but that's boring. And porn... porn is too over exaggerated. I'll just post video samples on better foreplay styles for couples, lovers and cheaters. Yes, even cheaters. Although cheating is wrong, if it's going to happen, they may as well do it correctly.
I will recruit other sex lovers that will show their styles and eventually go through every angle of the sex process, from start to finish. No pun intended. At first, I thought this was a bad idea, to not have sex for a day, but now I've realized that all I need to do is step back every now and then to get clarity. And I co-
Wow... there is a sexy piece of chocolate on a stick walking in front of me! My next "victim" doesn't even know it yet... hmmm... It's 21 hours, but I don't want to wait anymore!
I'm just going to be out of a hundred dollars because I can't pass up this opportunity for some "virtue." Anyway, you've been a lovely audience to my day, almost, without sex. Now I've gotta go lay it down and feel our bodies unite in hot, passionate, sex!
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