I noticed that by the last photo, you seem to have outgrown cat strangling. I was so concerned when I saw your tiny little hands around that orange tabby's neck.

The question that's burning in my brain on reading this that I must have answered in detail is what do you call "me"...what is "me"? I need to know. I really need to know. Please take me seriously even though I've been slinging silliness in subtantial amounts of slop.