I woke up at 2:00 AM in excruciating pain in my hips and no amount of medication can help when it gets like this... It's not that I can't deal with the pain, it's what happens in my head. 
I'm even considering a new story- a spy thriller about a secret agent that owns an autobody shop named James Bondo. God help me I've gone over the edge! I guess I'll take a handful of meds and try to generate some quality content today... But in the event I start posting crazy lesbian memes again- please don't hold it against me... remember, it's not me, it's Dr. Bizarro! Oh, before I forget... any of you New Age whackos- please spare me any comments about the wonders of magnets or the pleasure of pyramids... go back to chanting to Bizarpo or Mepfistoo or whoever you're worshipping this week- or better yet... grease up the top of your pyramid and sit on it- it will do you more good than your stupid suggestions will do me!
And no, I haven't seen your cat either!
