A woman hears someone knock at the door. She
opens to see and a man asks, "Do you have a
vagina??" She slams the door in disgust.
The next day she hears a knock, opens up and its
the same man. He asks the same question the
woman slams the door again.
Her husband gets home she tells him what
happened for the last two days. The husband says
to her, "Honey I'm taking tomorrow off to be
home just in case he shows up again."
The next morning they hear a knock at the door
and the husband says, "I'm going to hide behind
the door and listen. If it is the same guy I want
you to answer yes to see where he is going with
this." The man asks the same question, "Do you
have a vagina?" "Yes!" Replies the woman. The
man replies, "Good! Would you mind telling your
husband to leave my wife's own alone and start
using yours??
