A few months ago, I underwent a sublime astrological transfiguration.
6 hours into my Vedic Mantra - I had to stop and restart several times since I could hear some suspicious heaving through my thin basement walls - my Pineal Gland de-Calcified and my inner-light shone!
My third body ascended to an unknown Plane... AHHH!
I was struck by VAJRAYANA!
It was painful, but pleasant.
I wanted to shut my third eye - too much light - I'm not ready for this.
I'm only on the third Chakra? How can I harness all seven?
My mum's friend Tony always told me "Lad, you've gotta crawl, before you hump!".
Then all of a sudden...TATHAGATAGARBHA! TATHAGATAGARBHA! TATHAGATAGARBHA!
The truth behind the TATHAGATAGARBA scriptures were revealed to me.
I became simultaneously separate and at one with myself and my inner-buddha.
Is my true name Mandeep? Or perhaps Kevin?
I wept profoundly as my shell transcended to time-insensitive planes.
I reflected on the circularity of life, and the benevolent Ether descended from the Pleiades.
I closed my eyes, and somehow I woke up in the pub across the road speaking to a man I later found out was called 'Dave Morris'.
In between 2 and half pints I realized he was my yogi.
And subscription to the full spiritual package is only £20/month!
I've always been able to spot a bargain!
And that's where our journey began.
Maybe I was tripping on the 'shrooms I bought for £7.50 from Dodgy Dennis.