Whether You Write Or Not, No one, With Half of A Brain, Reads It!

I have never been more serious about a statement before. Write whatever you like, Pidgin English or a more eloquent version of the vernacular, the readership on this revered site such as they, whom I describe in my title above, will not read any of it.

In fact, I will go so far as to say, they won't even look at what I personally shrink from, I.E. how to graphically butcher and smoke a still writhing eel to death etc. I swear the likes of them, (with half of a brain) don't even read stuff like that. And here is my unabridged, no punches pulled disclosure as to why they don't read anything here on Steemit...
The Half Brain Fraternity does not exist... That's right. It was only an attention getter At least, I have never met anyone with only half of a brain, regardless of whether it was the absence of the Right occipital lobe (Creative) or even the left lobe, (Logic)