"Tae th' guid ship 'Silverton' - frigate under th' commain' o' Keptin Joshua Gaven Slane,
Th' time has come tae tighten up th' reigns Keptin! Yoo've got tay mony slackers oan board! Tay mony takers an' nae enaw givers! Tay mony sailors nae speaking-up an' tay mony nae showin' up fur roll caa! Ahh wants thes situation corrected afair Ahh report tae th' High Commain next spring! Teel yer men changes ur comin'! Thaur will be nae mair layin' back an' nae contributin'! Crack th' whip! Ahh will sends th' new orders by spyug an' Ahh expect them tae be implemented immediately. 'Att's aw!" 🤨 - Admiral Stoic