Big Dick's half way in....Whaaaatt? Oooh, "inn!"

But really?!?! This Place Exists?!?!

Ok, it worked. It got my attention and not only that I'm here telling you all about this. Not a big problem, things like this aren't that rare and we all know sex sells. Also...it it pretty funny.

So What's the Big Deal?

Well get there in a minute...

You see, for the last twenty years as I've driven between St. Louis and Springfield, Missouri, passing signs for Uranus Fudge Factory. Yes Yes, we've all heard the jokes. Thank god Futurama reported that in the year 2620 " astronomers changed the name to it's present "Urrectum" in order to bring an end to that stupid joke once and for all." So we don't have too much longer.

^{Uranus Fudge Factory}

So, after years of desensitization on this sign in particular..seeing that a place named "Big Dick's Halfway Inn"" actually existed in a town called Gravois Mills, Missouri wasn't completely mind blowing. Like before, pretty funny...a nice joke piece of information to share with others. Still not a big deal...