If you want your backyard to smell like the finest stripper in da club, you gotta get a Jasmine bush.
When "The Man" taxes yo ass so much that you can't afford a pool, a pond is the next best thing!
When the Blue Heron are stealin yo fish like the Tax Man is stealin' yo monies, you need one of these! Note: It also works on solicitors at your front door.
For those times you want to avoid "The Man" and need a place to get away, you be sho' to marry an American Princess who's Daddy has a place on the Bay.
The Illuminati are never far away no matter where you go. ;)
Owls are hard to spot, that's why they're great to have around your backyard for the vermin. (Hint: He's dead center)
The owl's can't catch them all, so sometimes u gotta do your own dirty work. This is a Broad Banded Water Snake. He's good to keep in the pond to eat the numerous tadpoles this time of year, but this one got out of his lane and homie don't play dat, especially with barefoot kids lurking around. They have a nasty bite despite being non-venomous. You'll probably still want to visit the Doctor, and I don't like Doctors.
