#zapfic Writing Contest Entry: Week 35

"You're not a bird, you're just an ugly chicken!" The racoon says to a hen.

"I am a bird!" clucks the hen.

"Let's have a closer look at you." He says, approaching her.

"I'll be damned, she was a bird." Swallowing his first bite of the hen.

(Presented as an entry into Hive account@felt.buzz 's #zapfic contest – learn more)

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