Hi I’m Lukas. I live in Warsaw - Poland and this is my introduction post. :)

Bachelor party. The Story.

It was supposed to be unforgettable night. And indeed it was. There was a bachelor party for my friend. We met in town, grabbed some beers and got dressed in funny costumes. By happy coincidence it falls on me to wear a green helmet with a humongous rubber dildo stuck on the top. I felt a little uncomfortable and embarrassed but I said to myself: “Don’t worry man, it could have been worse. You could have got a “Borat” style costume like Michael :)”. So, we were wandering around the town, visited some clubs and pubs, got a little tipsy and were in great moods. In the middle of the night my heavy friend on my head decided to abandon me and all of a sudden, came off. I picked him up, happy that I can finally get rid of my unpleasant mate, and I threw him in the trash can. I left happy, almost forgetting about the dick, but not for long… It became dazzlingly bright, two searchlights illuminate the street like it was the middle of a sunny day. People on the street stopped suddenly and stared at me frightened but also interested. “Hey boy, don’t move!” I heard behind my back. Surprised, I turned around and I barely noticed that I am standing next to the Russian Embassy and two soldiers were pointing AK47 at me behind the fence. “What have you dropped there?” The soldier asked angrily. “I am not sure that I want to tell you” I replied. “It’s not a joke, picked it up slowly!” He shouted. Scared and with a cold sweat on my back, I reached tentatively to the trash bin, grabbed the dildo and wave over my head. “Don’t worry, it’s nothing. It’s just a huge rubber dildo my friend”.

And it was just the beginning of the unforgettable night. :)

THE END

What content you can expect from me?

I plan to post some more stories from my life. You’ll find some posts about sports and nutrition which I am very interested in. I will also write some travel reports. My nearest journey is sailing trip in Finland.

My wife works in the Puppet Theater and she is responsible for all the technical stuff behind the stage. I’m going to lift the veil of secrecy about the magic in the theatre, maybe some interviews with actors, puppet-makers, and technical crew.

See you soon. Best regards,

Łukasz

This is me. Sometimes my kids are getting bored :)