As I was sailing the other day near a waterway connecting the surrounding islands to the mainland, a strong mist hit early in the morning, resulting in this picture being taken by me with my OnePlus 5T

I thought I'd try my hand at @jayna's #fiftywords challenge, so this is my entry! Honey, you're like spicy cheese balls with jalapeno! Cheese balls!? You dare to compare me with something so mundane as