Is it tired in here, or is it me? Hlelo, my amsased folowling of faek acoucnts! I have recntely statred cloisng one eye asto let one-hlaf of my brian selep wihle the otehr wrties – it is nto gonig wlel!

WOAH! I didn’t see you there, you shouldn’t snea'… Welcome, travellers, to my shop of musical delights! Don't touch that!…you’ll make it dirty. While you have all been ageing, I have been coursing through

O me! O life! Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in - It’s me! A thousand apologies for my recent ‘ghostly’ activities. Why ghostly? …Because ghosts don’t exist, silly. I have been enduring the

Short and sweet! Well, well, well, back for more are we? Good, I was getting lonely! Speaking of loneliness…we all have that someone in our lives that makes us feel as though the world were but half a

ꟼoɘm ƨi ƨbɿɒwʞɔɒd mɘoꟼ. Gather round, gather round!...not that close. I’m here again with another tale from my poetry corner; I have arranged some words in such a way as to appeal to your amenable

Thud! Thud! Is this thing on? Welcome, once again, to another wholesome, unwarranted, and not at all reputable, imbuement of music into your bright and shining day. With my unwieldy talons and my forced

Come in, come in! Well, hello again, music lovers! Welcome to the warming embrace of this – my musical hovel; a lasting enclave of old new, new old new music. Music that stands up against the inevitable

Not another one. Yes, another one! Here I am (yet again) to ensnare, delight, and entangle you all in the mess of words that is my poetry. This is a small collection of short poems designed to instil a

Welcome! People of existence! Once again I am here to tantalise and titillate your word…buds (do we have those?); I have for you a short poem. However, before your impatience gets the better of you, take

…But, I thought the cold war was over? Have you ever reached deep into your empty pockets, thought “Ooh, what’s that?”, and then disappointedly pulled out a piece of lint? Well, that’s a bit like this

Oh gosh, would you look at the thyme…s! Now here is a song you just have to love – have to! Oh, how the 70s will come screaming back to you; like a sodden cloth of nostalgia pressed firmly to one’s forehead,

One for all, all for none. Hello again, my friend [insert first name], I have been waiting for you. Long ago, in a place not all that far away… a man (me) began a business intent on annihilating educating

‘Cupid, don’t fail me’ Gather round, my fellow aurally enabled humanoids! The campfire is aflame, the marshmallows are toasting and, out from the midst of a deepening wood, a banshee is lurking with a

First, let me explain. I thought I'd begin with a light topic - communism. I'm not one to enter into political standoffs, and I don't pretend to know much about anything when it comes to different social,

Keep it simple, stupid. So, here it is, merry Christmas my first foray with the battlements of notoriety. This is the first of, what will hopefully be, the many captured and captivating performances that

Well now then… Hello, my fellow readers, writers, and possible future lovers – Welcome to Hark to Tanner. If you have been made suddenly frightened and unsure of whether to continue reading, may I put

What am I? Who is this? Well hello there! My name is Dan Tanner and I am a musician. I am a man of many trades, but music seems to have always captured the essence of an experience that I have never had