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DarthVegan
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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE
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Vegan Galaxy far far away
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2017-06-24 16:14
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darthvegan
funny
2018-04-22 13:46
VIVA LAS VEGAN! DarthVegan Guide to the Galaxy (far far away)
WE DONT REALLY CALL IT THE DARKSIDE ANYMORE. WE CALL IT LAS VEGAN. thumb-photo LAS VEGAN IS A PLACE WHERE ALL MEALS ARE PEACEFULLY PLANT-BASED. SMOOTHIES ARE INCLUDED FREE. LAS VEGAN OFFERS VEGAN TABLES,
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darthvegan
vegan
2018-04-17 20:19
PLANTS. PLANTS. PLANTS. (NOT THIS IDIOT AGAIN.) HARDEST PART OF BEING VEGAN..
Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away. @DarthVegan Images
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darthvegan
truth
2018-04-06 21:49
MOST FREQUENTLY ANSWERED QUESTIONS (from a Galaxy far far away)
Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away. @DarthVegan Images
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darthvegan
meme
2018-03-06 22:53
NOT THIS, AGAIN.....
Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away. @DarthVegan Images
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darthvegan
dmania
2018-02-25 14:21
MMMMM... GOT MILK?!
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darthvegan
funny
2018-02-24 22:35
I COULD NEVER BE VEGAN BECAUSE.....
vegansidekick image thumb image Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away. @DarthVegan
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darthvegan
truth
2018-01-29 13:56
HOW CAN YOU TELL IF SOMEONE IS VEGAN...?! BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!
@DarthVegan Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away. Images
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darthvegan
fitness
2018-01-22 22:11
WHERE DO VEGANS GET THEIR PROTEIN?!
SAY PROTEIN ONE MORE TIME................................... @DarthVegan Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away. Images
$ 14.135
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darthvegan
truth
2018-01-18 23:10
"IM VEGETARIAN BECAUSE MILK AND CHEESE IS BETTER THAN KILLING COWS FOR MEAT"
WHAT HAPPENS TO MUMMY COW WHEN SHE GETS OLD? WHAT HAPPENS TO BABY CALF? COULD MEAT & MILK BOTH BE PART OF THE DARKSIDE? DO YOU THINK MILK IS NATURAL? OR NORMAL? MILK IS FOR WEIRDOS, AND BABIES. ARE
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darthvegan
food
2018-01-13 20:05
NO ONE CAN "MAKE YOU" FEEL GUILTY...
YOU FEEL GUILTY WHEN YOU ARE GUILTY. @DarthVegan Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away. Images
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darthvegan
funny
2018-01-11 23:41
VEGANS DONT NEED LUCK. Vegan Ninja Bunny - on the verge of extinction?!
Vegan Ninja Bunny - on the verge of extinction?! @DarthVegan Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away. Images
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darthvegan
advice
2018-01-08 02:40
"YOUR WAY OF EATING WONT WORK FOR EVERYONE, WE'RE ALL DIFFERENT"
WE ARE NOT ALL DIFFERENT, WE ARE ALL HUMAN. ALL SPECIES HAVE SPECIES SPECIFIC DIETS, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH "MY METABOLISM"... BUT I COULD NEVER EAT ALL THAT FRUIT!!!!! AND YOUR DIGESTION
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darthvegan
food
2018-01-03 16:52
"I AM VEGAN, BUT I DO EAT CHEESE ON MY PIZZA, WITH PEPPERONI!"
THEN YOU ARE NOT-VEGAN ANYMORE!!! OR YOU ARE STUPID? OR YOU ARE FOOLISH? DO YOU KNOW WHAT PEPPERONI IS? GOT PARASITES? MAYBE YOU ARE LAZY? OR ACIDIC? ACIDIC CHEESE + ACIDIC WHEAT = DISEASE. TOO ACIDIC
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darthvegan
funny
2017-12-31 11:30
Merry, we wish you! "DO, OR DO NOT... THERE IS NO TRY." - Yoda, StarWars.
@DarthVegan Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away. Images
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darthvegan
video
2017-12-25 20:31
REVENGE OF THE TURKEY
"I BELIEVE THE TURKEY THAT CAME KNOCKING ON MY DOOR, WAS THE SAME TURKEY WHO FRIGHTENED ME THAT TIME." - Turkey Karma Victim @DarthVegan Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away. Images
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darthvegan
christmas
2017-12-25 15:27
MERRY VEGAN FORCE BE WITH YOU - I AM YOUR FATHER CHRISTMAS.
I AM YOUR FATHER CHRISTMAS. @DarthVegan Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away. Image Images Video
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darthvegan
funny
2017-12-16 20:16
"I WAS BORN A FARM, MILKING COWS SINCE I WAS A LITTLE GIRL"
BEING BORN SOMEWHERE, DOES NOT MAKE CALF-NAPPING & THEN PLAYING WITH MOM'S NIPPLES ANY LESS WIERD. Image HAVE YOU EVER MILKED A GIRAFFE? ......MILKED A DOG? ......MILKED A CAT? Image Image COWS ARE
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darthvegan
vegan
2017-10-30 17:33
YOUR MUMMA'S SO FAT, WHEN SHE CUT HER KNEE, BACON CAME OUT.
Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away. @DarthVegan Images
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darthvegan
funny
2017-10-29 18:04
NEVER ASK A VEGAN THIS QUESTION......!!!!!
@DarthVegan Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away. Images
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darthvegan
funny
2017-10-29 14:07
IT'S EASY, AND IT'S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO.
@DarthVegan Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away.
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