The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The man replies "I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. I've decided I'm going to drink myself to death." The bartender looks

The wife was upset. The wife asked, "Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?" Helen: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you." Wife: "Who

A church.

A boy asked his dad for $10.00 to buy some Bitcoin. Dad: $9.67? What do you need $10.32 for?

No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out the movie theatre.