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Dirtydave
@dirtydave
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Here to post original content..... the kind that would get my ass kicked off facebook and twitter........ + i cant spell or use proper grammar and I don’t care
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November 1, 2018
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dirtydave
funny
2018-12-11 03:08
Taxation is theft.... but so is theft
Paid my tax bill online yesterday...... and i was feeling pretty shit about giving the Government a hand out..... but to makes things even fucking worse..... some dirty cunt stole my information whilst
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dirtydave
funny
2018-12-10 04:14
Cars and Women.... more similar than you might think
So..... i believe cars and women have a lot in common...... hear me out on this one.... trust me it makes sense.... we love their curves.... we get jealous when our neighbor has a nicer one..... as teenage
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dirtydave
funny
2018-12-05 02:45
Steemit Santa Week 2
BIg thanks to everyone who supported Steemit Santa last week.... so far the project has collected .001 SBD .423 Steem and .428 Steem Power..... as thats not even enough for a stamp... i was going to wave
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dirtydave
funny
2018-12-02 02:04
Problem solved!
I am from a culture where it is standard practice to go down to the pub several times a week and have a few drinks...... it plays an important part in socialization and in male bonding..... my Girlfriend
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dirtydave
funny
2018-11-29 07:44
What is the backwards day?
First time in recorded history a child has fought and struggled to be WITHIN touching distance of a high ranking member of the Catholic Church!!! (Picture taken from twitter not my own)
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dirtydave
steemit
2018-11-26 06:59
Steemit Santa
With December fast approaching i had a festive/steemy idea....... STEEMIT SANTA!!!! XXXMAS and CRYPTO together at last!!!!..... how it works.... if you want to be the lucky random person chosen to receive
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dirtydave
funny
2018-11-26 00:05
I’m apparently extremely articulate and a little racist when drunk
So on the weekend..... i spent 14 hours drinking and looking at strippers for my mates stag do..... at the early hours of the morning i decided to go home..... i told my friend he could come with me and
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dirtydave
funny
2018-11-23 20:52
Dirtydave needs to post bail
Its 9.48 Saturday morning..... i am getting ready to start drinking..... going to my friends stag do..... the other party goers are notorious trouble makers.... i know with in the next 5 hours i will be
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dirtydave
steemit
2018-11-23 05:32
Question from a noob
Just received some rewards..... which is always nice... but this time it was different.... normally i get Steem Power, or Steem Power and SBD..... but this time i got Steem, Steem power and SBD..... what
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dirtydave
funny
2018-11-21 17:38
Just a thought
Currently making my way through the airport...... as i walk through the perfume shop in the duty free shop, naturally i take a free sample of the most expensive man perfume they have on offer (with less
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dirtydave
steemit
2018-11-20 22:08
Just spent the last of my bitcoin on more SP (BARGAIN)
So i just bought some Steem power with the last of my bitcoin.... why not in the current market.... with Steem prices this low.... I couldn’t help myself..... after all i love my Steem power and what has
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dirtydave
blog
2018-11-20 11:46
Dirtydave rates Apps: Toogoodtogo........ or is it?
I recently learned about a new app called TooGoodToGo.... the basic principle behind the app is that shops and restraunts sell off food ( that is to old to sell.... but still good to eat) for a cheap price....
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dirtydave
comedyopenmic
2018-11-19 15:05
Typical Friday night at my place (comedy open mic round 39, my entry)
Every week my girl begs me to take her out....... her constant moaning always reaches its most irratating on the weekend...... “when are you going to take me out Dave” “I’ve been couped up all alone in
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dirtydave
funny
2018-11-15 10:40
I remember my first beer
As soon as i turned 18.... i went down to the local bar with a mate... to (legally) purchase a beer for the first time...... i went to the bar and ordered 2 beers..... the bar girl asked me “ would you
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dirtydave
steemit
2018-11-12 13:46
Question from a noob
is it frowned apon in the steemit community to like your own posts? I have been liking my own blog posts (not comments) because i think it gets the ball rolling.... not as a method to get an extra .001
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dirtydave
funny
2018-11-12 11:37
Conspiracy theory..... or suppressed invention?
So...... i stayed up way to late drinking more than is reasonable to drink on a Sunday night.... its fair to say i feel less than perfect this morning. It got me thinking tho..... why do hangovers even
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dirtydave
funny
2018-11-10 12:57
Absolutely not a confession
My girlfriend asked me if i would choke her in the bedroom........ guess she just didn’t want her kids to see her die..... and of course when i say girlfriend i mean Hooker
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dirtydave
introduceyourself
2018-11-09 15:22
Time to make Steemit Great Again!!!!
Hi, I’m dirtydave...... I’m pretty new to Steemit... i have made a couple of comments but nothing substantial as of yet. I Love the idea of a censorship resistant social media website..... my only problem
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dirtydave
funny
2018-11-09 10:49
Before its news.... Steemit exclusive
I’m sure everyone has heard about the Dutch man trying to have his age legally changed from 69 to 49, to try and attract women on tinder (as he identifies as a younger man)..... what has so far seemingly
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