The river was wide and the current was strong. They weren't far behind him. Tucker took a deep breath and jumped into the water. It was freezing cold! The current pulled him under. His lungs burned as

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Chained Melody My first day of being on the chain gang was very painful. I didn't know how to keep my big mouth shut! That ain't smart, not here, anyway. So, I sing. I sing all day long. Soft and low.