👀 Dad says I’ve gained a bit of weight and floof while he’s been away working ✈️ That’s a lie! 🍔 The only logical conclusion is that he’s shrunk from not eating enough veggies! 😤🌽 Now that la familia

Big Mlem! 😋 I should get these everyday instead of once in a while on super hot days 🌞. Or maybe it was a trick? Dad dropped me at my friends house and didn’t return... ✈️ Until tomorrow,

Her: Come over! I’m alone in the house 😘 Me: Sorry, I’m a dog. I can’t drive. Her: I’ve got nuggets and empty toilet rolls. Me: 🚗💨💨 Until tomorrow,

Dimi advice #27: Saltwater tastes like cat butt 😝. BLEGH! 🌊 Until tomorrow,

💦 Keep cool ma dudes! 😋 This is the closest I can get to snow here in Adelaide but I do plan to go up to the snowy mountains next year to be in my element for the first time! ❄️⛄️ Until tomorrow,

😇 I’m not always a good boy like my name says 💡. 📣 Sometimes I show off my mighty teef and make big borks because I hear girls like bad boys 😎. Does my pic do you a frighten? ☠️ Until tomorrow,

🌞 Spent the day going through the wineries with dad 🍷. Although I didn’t get to drink anything, 💩 I got to taste kangaroo poop at each different stop as well as run through the vines 🏇. Until tomorrow,

🌠 If my good boys, will humble themselves, pray and seek my floof and turn from their wicked ways 👂🏼, then I will hear from the heavens, and will forgive their sins and not poop in their shoes 👞. 😇

Seedy Sunday feels 😴 Not looking forward to getting back to work on Monday 👔. Managing kangaroo control is a tough job 💰! But it brings home the nugget 🐔. Until tomorrow,

😇 And you thought it was over after spider Dimi?! 🕸 You thought wrong! 🚫 Muahahaha, welcome to Hell, where you will endure eternal Dimnation 👹. You will be forced to wake up every morning for work

🌞 Now that summer is around the corner, I should start snacking less on dead animals 🐀 and eating better for the ladies when I hit the beach 😎 🐶 Thanks @petbarn (IG) for sending me some yummy healthy

🕸 Y’all didn’t think I’d let you off without giving you the spookies did you?! 👻 Happy Halloween scardey-cats!🐱 P.s. I ate another dead bird this morning so my poo is basically going to spray like

🤔 Have you ever wondered what a snapshot of a Samoyed’s dream would be like? 💫 🌑 Well, here it is 🏄‍♂️ Oh, plus a couple of easy-to-catch ducks 🐤 Until tomorrow,

📣 Public Service Announcement: This is a reminder to al you thirsty lads out there to stay HYDRATED 💦 🚣‍♀️. How ya’ll think I manage to always stay so magnificently floofy?! 😏 Until tomorrow,

🌱 No, I haven’t the slightest clue who could have dug up the new basil plants 🌿🤨. 💩 Don’t look at my paws! 👀 Until tomorrow,

🌞 Believe it or not, this was actually filled with ice two hours prior 💦 🐶 All melted because I’m just such a hotdog 🌭😎 Until tomorrow,

😌 You too can experience the luscious silky feel of Head & Shoober all - in - one shampoo 💦. 💆‍♀️ Always take that river water smell with you wherever you go 🏞. 💲Now comes with 20% more tiny broken

THROWBACK: Why yes henlo! 🥰 Tis I, teen Dimi 🦴 Pleased to meet your amquiantance 🖐 . Now gib me treato you’re hding 🧐 Untib tomollow,

👀 You can look but you can’t touch it. 🍑 If you touch it, imma start some drama. 🙈 You don’t want no drama. Until tomorrow,

Oh hey, didn’t see you there 👀. Remember to always stay hydrated frens 🏝. Gotta stay moist 💦. Until tomorrow,