Hello my beautiful Steemits, a tear comes to my eye as this story comes ever closer to its end. Yes, yes I hear your rapture at the glimmer of hope that the torture will soon be over! But don't dispare

Life is like… A tissue. Either you are soft and comforting to other's needs that when they blow, you are strong enough not to fall apart. Or You just plan fucking irritate everyone on top of what is bothering

Hello my Steemits, how are you this week! Still hot a sunny here in Aussie-Land, why it is so hot the mailman combusted before my eyes! Mind you he did pour a can of petrol over himself after he admitted

**World Wars And Their seasonal Growth ** (Steps onto Soap Box) The Hussite Wars 1419 to 1434 The Italian Wars 1494 to 1559 & War of the League of Cambrai 1508 to 1516 Long Turkish Wars 1593 to 1606

Life is like… A Star Trek episode. Always putting up your shields from Klingon attacks; know that the Romulans are doing something nefarious behind your back; that smiling Cardasian shaking your hand is

Hello my beautiful Steemits. The week is upon us again and I do so love to chat but I have a big day today, so off you go my beauties and read-> Chapter 17 Night had feel by the time Ruff made it to

Fly Me to the Moon or Bust! (Steps onto Soap Box) Have we been to the moon or have we not? On one hand there is NASA and the American government saying that they have “been there, done that”. Then there

Life is like… A box of bolts. Either you are in it for the long term being the right fit for the right job, keeping everything together. Or You might be long and hard, but you don’t fit into any one’s

Hello my beautiful Steemits, here in Aussie Land we are sweltering from hot weather and cold shoulders, not that I am complaining, as of late my neighbours have started throwing watermelon at my house,

I’m Too Fragile at See Nudity So I Will Suck My Thumb! (Steps onto Soap Box) The amount of fragile people loosing their shit over how much flesh they see in magazines, art and in life baffles me. Are these

Life is like… Barry Manalow… ! OMG! it’s Barry Manalow, pleases kill me NOW! - Some Stupid Random Guy

Hello my beautiful Steemits, another week, another chapter of patheticly poor writing done to assault the senses. I almost panicked this week as my computer was playing up and I thought that it was on

Hello Dave, I am doing your job now Dave...Dave?...Put down the spanner Dave! (Steps onto Soap Box) Artificial Intelligence, there is so much digital diarrhoea going around about A.I. taking over the world

Life is like… A man going to have plastic surgery on his nose. Either you are going to pay for the best surgeon money can buy, go through an 8hr surgery and after all the pain and swelling has gone down,

Hello my beautiful Stemmits, another week and another fine weekend. Here in Aussie-land we enjoy our celebrations and me I enjoy a good run. When I leave my house I must make a dash to my car to avoid

Equal opportunity or femi-nazi (Steps onto Soap Box) I see so much bullcrap going around about the feminism movement, how they want to rid the world of men, white men, etc, etc. And in some cases I would

Life is like… Chuck Norris. Either you take hold of the bad things in your life, give them a roundhouse punch to the face, a spin kick to the back of the head, rip its heart out of its chest and make it

Hello my beautiful Steemits! Oh how I am so excited, I have heard on the grape vine that my writings have gained the attention of some very astute people. Names and more names are popping through the holes

Speed kills, So lets make cars go faster! (Steps onto Soap Box) The car, a marvellous feat of engineering, It gets us from A to B much faster than the old horse and cart and is light years ahead of walking.

Life is like… A box of spanners. Either they are close at hand and you feel you can handle the toughest nut with ease. Or You can not find the 10mm spanner, lose your shit, search your shed for 5hrs all