Yep this is Fanny, an Australian Bird eating spider! Good luck bare handling this girl, she has bigger fangs then most Australian snakes! I don't mind Spiders, they are better than humans because well

This is my mate Callum the Southern Cassowary from the largest family of birds in the world known as the ratites. And just like the biggest bloke in the Pub, he is not a bird ya wanna muck around with.

Being a zookeeper on the road is tough, you don't usually get the time to Pic up chicks unless you are at the pub telling a full on story about how you nearly lost your leg that day. So here's a pic of