Irish Breakfast, Downpatrick, Northern Ireland. Pure greasy bliss.

"Owww!" screamed Fernando as he quickly retracted what was left of his penis from the prostitute's butthole. To his horror, the entire head had been ripped off! "Wha . .? Wha . . ?"

The commuters on the train were minding their own business when they noticed a foul smell, foul, yet familiar. Glancing around briefly and discreetly from their phones, magazines, books, Ipods, etc, there

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