Consequences of making the gym your bitch! So Funny!! Third time sitting on a toilet this morning, the second was a dud, no shit came pouring. Lots of gas, but no solid poo, I figure one more try, to get

So Friggin funny!!! Do yourself a favor and read this to have a laugh Have you ever had the poop sweats? Heat and stench teaming to threat? Perhaps to much booze, a short snooze wins, so you lose? Whatever

The art of Throne Poetry is beginning to ritualize! Don't worry man, cause I'm currently on the can, I'm thinking up rhymes just as fast as I can. Its really not hard when the poo is flowing, filling the

A gripping tale about the ups and downs of working in the trades: This week's dumps took casualties, don't get what I mean let me tell you please: Monday morning, stomach churning, not a single shitter

It is just best to be honest: A moment on the throne to make any man nervous. Getting the shits right before coitus. Things get hot and heavy and start to roll, but then you stop to take the browns to

Sharing throne stories one bad poem at a time: Oh drats, sitting in a place you know there is rats. But you can't help it for when your pants hit the floor, you must sit and stare at that infamous green

A short poem I would like to share as I am sure you can relate: I'm not a big fan of crowds. They're bustly and loud, and terribly busy. I have to push my way through just to get anywhere, its shitty.