Login
Discover
Waves
Decks
Plus
Login
Signup
rantsandswears
@rantsandswears
48
I'm oatmeal: Bland, good for your heart, but always leaving you wishing you'd ordered French toast
Followers
181
Following
48
Resource Credits
Available
Used
Website
http://ccorral.blogspot.com
Created
September 13, 2017
RSS Feed
Subscribe
Posts
Blog
Posts
Comments
Communities
Wallet
rantsandswears
surviving
2019-04-26 21:51
8 Years, 7 Months, & 26 Days Ago
8 years, 7 months, & 26 days ago I first made your acquaintance. It must have been an exhausting shift at the restaurant I was working at because I missed all the signs that evening; all the flares
$ 12.749
1223
12
rantsandswears
chick
2018-05-22 22:38
Does this shade of "holy shit" make me look crazy?
Some shit I’ve learned the hard way not to ask: If you could change one thing about me, what would it be? Your assumption would be that your significant other would have the common sense to walk the fuck
$ 0.000
0
1
rantsandswears
spiral
2018-05-22 19:15
Insanity timeline
4:00 am: Cat begins meowing in my face. I assume this is to awaken me so that I can feed his furry ass. Fuck that. I shoo him off the bed. Back to sleep 4:12 am: He’s back because apparently, he likes
$ 0.000
0
rantsandswears
sobriety
2018-05-07 22:28
Fuck your sombrero
Being sober is amazing. Then it isn’t. My best friend, Jennifer, said it best: “You’re the only person I know dumb enough, being Hispanic, to choose to get sober the day before Cinco de Mayo.” Truth be
$ 0.000
1
rantsandswears
self
2018-04-23 18:48
The fucking battle
I caught myself doing some shit yesterday that I find fucking repulsive and desperate when others do it, so I figured I’d better ‘out’ myself. We all know at least one person that seeks approval by way
$ 0.000
0
1
rantsandswears
read
2018-04-23 18:41
XXX
I thought that title might grab your attention. Funny thing; I had to rely on my old friend, Pornhub, to tell me the tier rating on X’s. How many is appropriate? If I’m not mistaken, there is a Triple
$ 0.000
1
rantsandswears
spineless
2018-03-20 21:44
Another School Shooting: Why I'm not surprised
If you’re easily offended, step off this blog – this shit ain’t for you I woke up this morning to news of another school shooting. This one taking place in Maryland. It doesn’t matter any more where they
$ 0.000
1
rantsandswears
toxic
2018-02-08 23:41
It's MY toxic waste site
I’m pretty sure I’m a reincarnated old Jewish woman. Like super old. I’m sure it’s a lovely religion and that’s all fine and great, but I’m not speaking in terms of religious practice per se, so you can
$ 0.000
0
rantsandswears
buying
2017-12-28 21:44
Gifting that'll get you laid - A Valentine's Day guide
So you say you’re stuck on what to get her for Valentine’s Day? I’ve come to bail your hopeless asses out. My male counter-parts probably feel like you’ve just narrowly wriggled free of Christmas’s nasty
$ 0.000
0
rantsandswears
moving
2017-12-11 17:12
Get your own corner!
[Voice of Samuel L. Jackson] Well hello mother fuckers! It’s been a while and if I had a heart I’d apologize, but we’re both laughing now aren’t we? For the past week I’ve been moving all of the shit I’ve
$ 0.000
1
rantsandswears
holiday
2017-12-06 16:54
Fuck yo couch!
The holiday season is so festive and joyful; I’d like to drag my muddy shoes thru its living room and put my feet up on its couch. Everywhere I look assholes have antlers and wreaths attached to their
$ 0.000
4
rantsandswears
heroes
2017-11-28 17:46
Ordinary heroes
Maybe it’s just the time of year that has me all sappy, or maybe it’s the fact that I’ll be sharing part of my story with a room of people this evening; but I’ve given some thought to people and things
$ 0.000
0
rantsandswears
click
2017-11-28 16:43
Rant for a cure - mini rant
I’ve it heard it said in song that all you need is love and I dis-a-fucking-gree. I can’t possibly be any clearer on the matter, and yet I will try. I was in the shower [relevant information] this morning
$ 0.000
0
rantsandswears
emoji
2017-11-14 00:15
Hieroglyphics
We live in a society of entitled little bitches. Chances are you’re one too. Don’t get upset; I’m one. If you don’t think you qualify, check out the last few text messages you’ve sent and the emoji’s you’ve
$ 0.000
0
rantsandswears
ooo
2017-11-13 16:40
A momentary distraction
My opinions aren’t always popular ones; they often go against the grain in fact. I don’t pay much attention to it, until it’s pointed out to me that I might be being an uncaring twat. I suspect it has
$ 0.000
1
rantsandswears
holiday
2017-11-11 16:42
She's gone soft
The holiday season is upon us again and for me it usually creates either feelings of extreme pressure and anxiety or togetherness and a deep need to be close to family. There’s really no grey area or middle
$ 0.000
7
4
rantsandswears
sloth
2017-11-09 16:53
Becoming Sloth
5:30 am and instead of being at the gym or outside on a morning run, I am on my ass in my living room typing this drivel and deciding between sweatpants or leggings for today’s wardrobe. If I were allowed
$ 0.000
3
rantsandswears
power
2017-11-06 17:52
With great power comes great douchbaggery
With so much bullshit taking place in the Nation and making the headlines, both real and fake; you have to ask yourselves if any of it surprises you. I for one am not surprised. I am no more surprised
$ 0.000
2
rantsandswears
start
2017-11-02 19:46
Why first dates fail
At nearly 38 yrs. old I am not looking for Mr. Right, Mr. Wrong, Mr. Right now or even Mr. Right for 5 mins. I’d settle for some old episodes of Bosom Buddies, a pack of gummy worms and my hideously
$ 0.024
24
rantsandswears
lazy
2017-10-26 22:06
I just can't
I’ve been hearing this commercial on the radio lately and I laugh and cringe each time I hear it. It’s sad commentary on just how lazy we have become as a nation, on the whole, but that’s just my opinion.
$ 0.000
0
