So, I kicked my livers fucking ass last night with the old booze-guy. And today that mother fucker is getting hella revenge on me. Right now I sit in the computer science building awaiting my headache

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Frank Ocean's latest release, "Blonde" has turned heads surely. In fact, probably sent some spinning in a 360 degree motion (like shit you'd see in a exorcism flick). I know, I know that this

This video made my day. This goes to show the sheer power of music in unifying a suffering peoples. Not only is this uplifting on a personal level but it shows how to truly deal with terrorism. Fear

Interesting insight into the never ending duel between these two schools of thought. Personally, I'm pretty apolitical so these sort of clips don't particularly interest me but this one is special. This

Doug Stanhope is and has been one of my favorite comedians for a long time. If you are into really dark comedy and life philosophy you should check him out. This is one of my favorite bits of his No Refunds

Characters: Billy Carlin; late 40’s; wears his dog tags proudly; a war veteran struggling with PTSD. Has a raspy voice (probably from smoking cigarettes). Lives in a trailer park and is completely content

We've all been there. You text her. You don't hear back for a stupidly long time. Finally, she texts you. So you now have to wait to respond. Then, she waits again. Then you wait even more. And eventually

What do you do when one of your idols growing up commits suicide? How do you react to that? May 18th, 2017. Chris Cornell is found dead. I woke up in the morning feeling rather refreshed. Slept good as

The 1990’s was an explosively dynamic period marked by an increasing societal awareness of the power new technologies had on our lives. With the internet on the rise and the technology boom in full swing,

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No, first and foremost this isn't a blog article about a homeless dude. I'm talking about a state of mind; a metaphor. I'm talking about broadening them horizons. I'm talking about taking chances in your

I'm an ocean of coffee covered in flesh. Or at least that's what I feel like. Am I the only person who feels this? When I was a kid (like 5 years ago I guess), I was pretty into the downer drugs. Like

Michael Stipe, Thom Yorke, Tom Waits, Chet Baker... What do these dudes all have in common you ask? Well, other than drug use and being major weirdos; these dudes suffer from a deep sadness that is clearly

Fear is a mother EFFING bitch. Stops us from doing so many things we want to do in this short life. Maybe it's texting that girl/guy. Maybe it's starting your own company. Stand up comedy? Writing? I mean

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Hey what's up Steemit Community!? My name is Sammy Levine and this is my first post ever! Pretty excited to sit around and post stuff to make that cash money on this platform. Currently my dad is up my