Bert, sadly, did not share in his friend Ernie's enthusiasm.

so how are you feeling?

You were supposed to give 'em candy!

My first attempt at making pinwheel cookies this Christmas produced a butthole cookie

My family Jewish, so instead of getting a Christmas tree we got a Hanukkah bush

These crossovers are getting ridiculous

My family does brackets for holidays, this was our Christmas bracket

But I am Le Tired

Cashier says, “oooh, looks like you’re having sausage party!” No no no… it’s a Barbecue. We’re calling it a Barbecue.

hmmm something's not right here

undeniable proof that bears shit in the woods..

(OC) supply and demand

Clearly light speed was too fast. (no injuries)

Gingerbread competition at work

Every bullet point of this toy set I bought second hand for my kid gets better and better.

Happy toot day!

I think this is a better solution San Francisco

Where is the catnip Lebowski?

Where is the catnip Lebowski?