My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

My girlfriend broke up with me. he thinks that i am childish. So i calmed down, took a deep breath, went to his house, rang the doorbell and ran away

Today is my 15th birthday. If I get 100 likes right now, my gf will have sex with me and not just give me a blowjob. Please! Help me.