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Satan
@satan-himself
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The ruler of Hell. Despite being evil incarnate, I have a compassionate and vulnerable personality.
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December 24, 2018
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satan-himself
spt
2020-03-29 20:12
Diamonds are a demon's best friend.
It's been a pretty productive day. I've made it to the Diamond League. The training wheels are off at this point, though, so it remains to be seen how much further I'll be able to make it until I can upgrade
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satan-himself
spt
2020-03-29 14:27
Gold I League Status Attained!
There are only about two days left in the season, so we'll see how far I can get. My cards are still pretty weak, but so are a lot of other peoples' cards in the Gold league. Not everyone has them at the
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satan-himself
spt
2020-03-21 23:47
Quests are pretty hard when everyone keeps immediately fleeing
What the fuck?! Either my opponent flees before I can even pick a team or I lose. Nothing in between. I smite all of thee who flee! Your souls will belong to me! You will burn for eternity! Do not flee!
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satan-himself
spt
2020-03-01 22:10
BEHOLD! A set is for sale for like 30% below market value!
My awesomeness is no longer interested in playing this puny mortal game. As such, all of my cards are for sale in one big batch for even lower than the bid prices. Grab them while you can!
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satan-himself
spt
2020-02-12 00:48
The new rewards suck
Instead of cards, I got THREE WHOLE CHARGES of a legendary potion. ¡Whoop-di-friggin-do! Anyone else disappointed in the new rewards system?
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satan-himself
spt
2020-01-29 20:03
No you didn't win this, tough guy.
I love beating people with cocky usernames conveying messages like "I won this." Truly, nothing feels better. Except for maybe when I steal or win their souls. Coming up on the Silver league!
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satan-himself
spt
2020-01-28 13:51
This was SO not worth the 1200 DEC
Goddammit. I still think that this should not even be an option for one of the things you can get. It should be worth at least a couple hundred DEC, anyway. Fuck. Oh well! Life goes on... temporarily.
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satan-himself
splinterlands
2019-09-13 16:19
I am a Golden God!
I've made it to the Gold league finally, just before I finish my daily quest. I have some potions right now, so the more rewards cards I can get, the better... hopefully. Some of them aren't so great,
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satan-himself
splinterlands
2019-09-12 11:23
Behold! Lord Arianthus!
Pulled this bad boy in my quest rewards today. How awesome is that? These dudes are worth like 10 times what they once were! An ever-useful card which is becoming more and more rare by the day!
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satan-himself
splinterlands
2019-09-10 10:57
The Undead Archer could shatter
If he had a stronger summoner, but alas, he does not. Soon! I got this one up to level 5, anyway. This little card really gave the Death Splinter a leg up, in my opinion. Sometimes what makes other splinters
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satan-himself
splinterlands
2019-07-16 00:44
Attention, Minions. I have secured a position in the Silver II League this season.
As your great and powerful leader, I am actually disappointed I was not at least able to infiltrate the gold league. Alas, my deck is too weak as there are not enough truly evil souls in the Splinterlands
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satan-himself
splinterlands
2019-07-07 22:34
Got a Legendary card in a booster pack! And other stories...
Let's be honest, it's not the most legendary of all of the legendary cards, but it's nothing to shake a stick at, either. This card comes in handy, for sure. It's just not the most valuable, I suppose.
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satan-himself
spt
2019-06-30 16:39
I hope to be more powerful next season, my minions
As you can see, I have made it to the silver III league, but that's nowhere near the top. Patience is a virtue and all of that. The season is over in just about 9 hours, at which point I will be rewarded
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satan-himself
splinterlands
2019-06-22 00:09
I have cards again! Bow to me faithfully!
Did you know that Splinterlands changed the way starter packs work? Yeah, now you can use the cards from a starter pack, but you can sell or transfer them. I think that's genius! It means that people will
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