Surprisingly enough, I managed to make it through the next year of my elementary school education without any other major catastrophes (I won’t mention the plethora of faked injuries…since this is a book…not

And we're back once more to that annoying wooden, pyramid-like structure from my grade 6 youth. It, of course, plays a role in the next injury I inflicted upon myself (incidentally, and rather surprisingly

While this story actually occurs before the shoulder thing, I felt it more appropriate to place it afterwards. I don't know why, except that maybe it just needed to be impressed that I had a reputation

Much as it may sound like I am an incurable walking injury , I actually managed to make it through the next couple of years without any major damage (unless you count the nervous breakdown, but that (as

The next major injury that I had to deal with wasn't exactly an injury (bear with me, I will explain). The reason I call it an injury is because it kept me in the hospital for a week when I was five or

My earliest memory was a search for toys. I remember crawling out of a beige framed door into a large white hallway and trying to find the room with the toys. It wasn't until I about ten that I received