After selling all his physical possessions to raise more fiat to buy tanking shitcoins, a bagholder greets his evicting landlord with an assurance that he is merely pretending to be poor.

A bagholding man explores the edges of sanity as he dances on the beach of his broken dreams with the coins that were supposed to fuel his life long ambitions to motor-boat famous actresses and swim in

A self proclaimed crypto expert who follows all the top crypto youtube channels contemplates the sheer stupidity of investors who've abandoned the platform that will surely power the future of cryotgraphic

A shitcoin bagholder stakes his last $100 on a chinese ponzi scheme, certain he has learned from his previous 37 failed attempts to spot the bulltrap. He hopes he will not have to resort to the next step

A Digibyte bagholder explains that it is a long-hold crypto with many innovations yet to be implemented. He must say this to entice uneducated investors, for his family faces malnutrition because he bought

A Digibyte bagholder fails to see the emotional and financial strain he places on his family after sinking his life savings into shitcoins that he deems profitable based on the frequency he sees them posted

He has some interesting predictions...

Recently, someone discovered that part of Bancor's code enables them to destroy any tokens in any account at any time for any reason. #Ban-dwagon-cor

Bancor expects you to contact their development team and point out problems for them.

Massive attacks on our network. Don't worry, they are monitoring. All is well. Ahhhhhh haaaaa haaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaa

Check it out...

The lead developer of an alternative cryptocurrency unveils his roadmap

A Bitbean bagholder shakes his fist in anger at his now worthless beans as his wife spreads equally worthless Emercoin on bread to feed their starving children after he spent the family's life savings

While noone has been able to build a Quantum Computer yet (at least not publicly), their creation may not be far off, and when they make their debut, they could snap the unbreakable steel spine of cryptography

I found a great article on Aeon.co that talks about consciousness and challenges how we measure sentience currently, with input from AI researchers and leading psychologists questioning the hard threshold

Notice something strange here? This isn't some kind of weird continuity error. There is a reason the T-800 lacked eyebrows in this scene and every scene in the movie thereafter. The T-800 sure did have

Sarah recalls to Kyle how her parents were killed by a T-1000 sent to 1973 to strike at her when she was just 9 years old. Luckily for her, the reprogrammed 'Pops' T-800 is sent back through time by an

Emercoin has confirmed today that they will begin production of their prototype EMC SUV Pickup Truck in an undisclosed Eastern European Facility. The vehicle will sport a V10 naturally aspirated diesel

The survivors of the hard fork called the crash Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the war against the Ether. The computer which controlled the contracts, VitalikNet, sent two Cryptonators

The greatest feeling you can get on an exchange or the most satisfying feeling you can get on the exchange is the pump. Let’s say you buy your shitcoins, coins are rushing in to your wallets and that’s